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窄袖轻罗 发表于 2007-4-4 15:16

我丈夫马上就要回来了

My Husband Will Be Home Soon

A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard.
"Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!"
"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a *y little voice...
"Oh really, I can't," he replies..."My wife loves this beard!!"
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.
The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"

我丈夫马上就要回来了

一个已婚男人去拜访他的“女朋友”时，女朋友要求他剃去胡须。
“噢，詹姆斯，我喜欢你的胡子，但我更喜欢看到你英俊的面孔。”
詹姆斯回答说，“我的妻子喜欢我的胡子，所以我不可能剃掉它，否则她会杀了我的。”
“噢，我求你了，”女朋友用一种低沉的、性感的声音又一次说道。
“可是，我不能，”他回答道，“我的妻子喜欢这胡子。”
在女朋友再三请求下，他终于屈服同意了。夜里，在妻子熟睡时，詹姆斯爬上了床。
妻子朦朦胧胧地摸了摸他的脸说道，“噢，迈克尔，你不应该在这里，我的丈夫很快就要回来了。”

天使宝宝 发表于 2007-4-4 15:22

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窝窝头 发表于 2007-4-4 15:36

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降龙伏虎 发表于 2007-4-4 15:56

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茹荷 发表于 2007-4-4 16:10

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袖子的木头老公 发表于 2007-4-4 17:19

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will 发表于 2007-6-9 17:58

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为你放弃 发表于 2007-6-10 18:37

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hp_travel 发表于 2007-6-13 23:19

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hp_travel 发表于 2007-6-14 22:53

顶一把，:loushangde :loushangde :loushangde :loushangde :loushangde

subaxi2001 发表于 2007-6-15 13:30

:heihei :heihei :heihei

顏顏 发表于 2007-6-15 13:32

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啊高兴 发表于 2007-6-15 13:39

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hp_travel 发表于 2007-6-15 21:17

顶一把，:loushangde :loushangde :loushangde :loushangde :loushangde

玻璃 发表于 2007-6-23 14:15

:heihei :jixuyun :jixuyun :jixuyun

ma163 发表于 2007-6-30 17:13

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浩子 发表于 2007-12-6 23:10

原来是为了好区分,My God.

张子越 发表于 2007-12-7 00:10

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一粒沙 发表于 2007-12-7 23:06

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怎么能以这个来区别呢？

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